Starfruit. Starfruit. Pear!
Poem by slam poet Arnis Radis, composed for 1990's The Local Vocal Percussion Discussion, held annually in Centrifuge, Idaho. It placed first, beating local favorite Vern Milcoop's entry Ode to Spud, My Bud.
The entirety of the poem is:
Starfruit. Starfruit. Starfruit. Starfruit. Starfruit. Starfruit. Starfruit. Starfruit. Starfruit. Starfruit. Starfruit. Starfruit. Starfruit. Starfruit. Starfruit.
Marketing
Radis' poem later became the lyrics to the jingle for Mr. Chittermeyer's Starfruit Pear Astro-Cosmo.
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