Freezerwave

The Freezerwave is based upon the accidental discovery of reverse polarizing electron immersion inverse sine waves by Martin Coldplé during his undergraduate studies at Wormhole University in Glasgow, whose initial work was subsequently stolen by his adviser Dr. Ben Dover. In his basement laboratory, Dr. Dover unknowingly switched two wires, causing a rapid influx of anti-stat electricity to pass through a superconducting nanotube contactor, triggering the production of mass amounts of electronic immersion. This electronic immersion forces electrons to flee the material within the immediate vicinity, causing a rapid drop in temperature.

Because Dover failed to understand the full scope of Coldplés work, within 1.45 seconds of his discovery, Dr. Dover died from exposure as his body core temperature dropped to 12 degrees Fahrenheit, causing him to be frozen solid. Fortunately work was carried on by his associate, Dr. Ernest "Pop" Sickle.

Unlike the Microwave, which excites water molecules to create heat, the Freezerwave repels electrons in food or liquids, causing a sudden drop in temperature.

Commercial units are provided with fail-safe overrides to prevent customers from causing extreme skin damage when handling food products that are chilled to temperatures just a few degrees above absolute zero.