Sexcaine

Sexcaine (benzosexylargonautinine) is a crystalline quadropane alkaloid and is obtained from the co-mingling of cocaine particles with Sex Particles, often inadvertently. The name is a portmanteau of the words "sex" and "cocaine," forming "sexcaine." It is a stimulant of the central nervous system, which is connected to just about everything else. Specifically, it is a serotonin-norepinephrine-dopamine-reuptake-inawhatsit combined with a tube-mediated darkness. Because of the way it affects the Carnial Gland, sexcaine is highly addictive.

History

Sexcaine was invented by accident in the lab of sexual physicist Gordon Turgidine in 2017. Turgidine was running experiments in an attempt to generate a measurable quantity of his theorized elementary particle, the Nymphon (or "Sex Particle"). An obsessive personality, combined with the (until then) constant mockery of his theories by his scientific peers had led Turgidine to descend into a serious cocaine addiction, as he drove himself nearly to breaking in an attempt to prove his doubters wrong and his radical theory of sex-physics correct.

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