Kevin Bacon

Kevin Bacon is known primarily as an American film actor but also harbors a secret hatred for superhero team, theJustice Lens, who use their special powers and amazing glasses to turn arch nemeses into bacon. Although theJustice Lens only use their powers to transform evil villains into bacon, Kevin Bacon has reportedly stated that he despises the fact that his namesake is used for ‘violence’. More recently, it has been suspected that Kevin Bacon works in secret alliance with the Evil Villain Society (EVS), most notably with The Monarch (of Venture Brothers infamy) and The Daleks (of Dr. Who infamy).

There has never been a public showdown between Kevin Bacon and the Justice Lens, but it is speculated that he is the mastermind that has sent EVS interns out on multiple missions destroy them (and the ones they love). The EVS interns have proven to be no match for the Justice Lens, however, so it is also speculated that Bacon himself will soon set out to destroy the Justice Lens, their friends, and the great City in which they live.

Kevin Bacon’s name provides him with a unique shield against the superpower of person-bacon transformation.

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