Fiddler's Knee
Fiddler's Knee is a joint disorder associated with fiddle players and other folk-music and Renaissance Fair types.
It is caused by excessive sexual intercourse while standing up, with one's trousers and/or skivvies around one's ankles, while wearing big, clunky boots, while on uneven ground.
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