Dan Turler
Dan Turler was a busboy working on the night of the famous malfunction of the Spirit Displacement Device, and the eventual destroyer of the device.
Following the mysterious disappearance of the luminaries during "focused meditation," Turler grew concerned that the device would begin transporting his fellow waitstaff. Reasoning that focused meditation had led to the malfunction, Turler employed an unfocused mind to the problem. In his own words, "I didn't think of anything at all - I just threw a small table at it, and it imploded."
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