Clyde Blackacre
Clyde Blackacre was a former guest commentator on Faux News's program Punditdrome. He was a regular and popular contributor to Punditdrome and other Faux Network programs until he mistakenly drank the DILBE drink Mr. Chittermeyer's Mixed Lemon-OrangeJuteberry Cranspritzer produced by SynBev, Inc. moments before the program's beginning.
The program's host Sam Jonestowne asked Mr. Blackacre's opinion of President McInthomas's proposed budget. Mr. Blackacre infamously replied:
"You know Sam, this Administration's policy reminds me of the refreshing taste of Mr. Chittermeyer's Mixed Lemon/Orangejuteberry Cranspritzer, that mixes verve and boldness with top shelf vodka, or spritzes the night away in a tall frosted glass to the wholly original and independently produced and financed beats of clinking ice, frozen in a silicon mold into the shapes of your favorite, most nostalgic items from college."
Mr. Blackstone was not invited back to the program.
He is currently a marketing director for SynBev.
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